I don't know which is worse, the fact that this guy was gonna do it, the fact that he got caught and readily admitted he was gonna do it, or that I find it that damn funny.
I suppose if there is an upside, it's that he was trying to do the four-legged and hooved animal, not have the four-legged and hooved animal do him… and as far as I can tell, no one was there with a video camera.
But seriously, this was like the Fire Chief… c'mon man. Damn.
KSH
The Victim’s name is Goats, and the Perp’s name is Johnson…on top of the sick truth to this, there’s a joke to be had in there somewhere…